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[challenge entry] Any excuse to go to see the nurse

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(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:


"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and
I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".

To which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to
which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince -
and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little T'ed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Bush, but
to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're
doing quite nicely as a Country".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
hahaha
hohoho
yuk yuk yuk
(Corn Dog, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
that am funny
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
fabbo
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# But
he isn't a Count...

/coat
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# ????????
:)
(Corn Dog, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# shouldn't it be
"No use miss, I just can concentrate"

but woo yay still and a lovely mash miss!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Ha!
Like that'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# And suddenly
it all became so much more interesting! Woo Yay!
(Bob Hopelessness, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)