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# Dear Lurker100%,
I apologise for the typo in an earlier post...shit happens.
I don't know who you are or what I've done to offend you. You're obviously one of the regulars on here.
You win.
I go.
I hate dissension like this, and I'm sorry I've upset you in some way.
I'm sorry I bought my boyfriend and his friends a cool Christmas present. I'm sorry you felt you had to say it wasn't true.
I'm sorry for showing my norks on here.
I'm sorry for posting shit pictures.
I'm sorry for living.

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# oi you
you leave, they win. Sod 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# They?
There's only one of her.
We can take her. C'mon. 'Ave it!

just to check: we are talking NORKS here right?

Oh yeah,
All for one and all for WorkBoresMe!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# They both have norks you fool!
But lurkers are saggy like bags of wee - so the Wigan Rugby club first and second team tells me....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Ohshit.
editing at work ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Actually....it's only what I heard...
I think 100% Lurker actually is a fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i love you
and want your nose

(and a helicopter ride)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# You showed your norks!
BOOO!!!





yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Dang it
I missed that!
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think
they want to be reasonable - seems a good use for the ignore button to me, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# calm down, calm down!
what the holy bejeezus is going on here?
everyone be happy. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# *injects morphine*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hehheh
*snorts*


*fetches beer*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Don't apologize.
She's the one we're all setting to Ignore, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# what on earth
have you lot been up to while i've gone? can you not behave for 5 minutes unsupervised?
edit: ok, i did my research. i see we have a grade-a tosser in our midst.
(rednc, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I obviously missed all this.......
*blows kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Ahhh!
my work here is done.
(i can hummus too y'know!, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I haven't finished ignoring you yet....
....200% knob jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# coward.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# oooh. you are the first person to be deserving of this.
*CLICK*
(rednc, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hm.
by proclaiming you wish to be anonymous, you further push the fact you are a cunt.

you can't piss one board member off publically whilst trying to preserve yourself from the other 19k of us. ever heard of manners?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# No...you can...
You tit! You wank cats with your arse!


But I love everyone else!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# That's not pissing him off
That's just encouraging him.

edit: btw Lurker100% - I was talking to Ravenblack
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# For the last time
I am a 'she' ok?
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)
# so?
i don't think people care.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Nah,
He's getting annoyed now Sarg!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# You sound like a man to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Please
some of us are actualy not *that* bad...

:-)
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Hehehe
apologies ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Accepted
* hands round the choclate hob nobs*
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I am!
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Me too
but i was standing up for the non-scum, who are too decent to do so on their own
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# We have them?
I thought we were all scum, but a different type to this Lurker bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I think we need some kind of scale
i hearby introduce the "Sphincter Scale" for Scum,Trolls and anoyying FW..

I rate my self a 3 on the S.S.
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I range from Fluffy
to almost troll like - depending if I'm pissed at the world....or a particularly shite cut and paste imaged board where my hours of work just get ignored!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)
# The SS scale in Full(with Meme guide)
1 - A Kitten
2 - A pennguin
3 - Scum/Smug bloke
4 - Glass cock
5 - Badger
6 - Snake
7 - Domo
8 - Sveno
9 - The Quo
10 - The Fear
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I run the range.
Tonight though, I am just a playground attituded(?) kid mood...
Hey look, I got 100% Bloke to say I am a 'she' ok? again AFTER saying he'd said it for the last time!
Ha Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Again, 'bloke'????
firstly. My norks are AMAZING (as one boardmember knows only too well)

secondly. What kind of scum am i then?!
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
You said ...
'FOR THE LAST TIME'
- I am a 'she' ok?

Ha Ha...I made you say it again!!!!

That makes you a lying scum!

Nyeeerrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Ha!
another unfluffy person!
We are more alike than you think, only im posting because i actually dont like someone, you are just trying to annoy me which is terribly pathetic.

Dontyathink?
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# are you
drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Hey!
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# To quote a troll from yesterday....
I am rubber, you are glue...
...it bounces off me and sticks to you!

I keep my personal grievences off b3ta - although sometimes the board as a whole does get a bit crappy and I admit it winds me up.

But I always apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# .
Go on then. Apologise.
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Why?
You have bought a shit storm on yourself tonight.

I think you owe WBM - and the board - an apology before I even contemplate apologising to you. When you do that, I'd quite happily apologise to you, but until then, I'm not 'not apologising'...I'm just waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Im not apologising
to WBM. She is a mo fo whore to be honest with you, why are you sticking up for her so much?

Im not apologising to you because you are enjoying this ;)

I dont think the board cares anymore so no apology needed there either.
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# you still
reading this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I am!
Hello !
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)
# hello,
quite quiet back here in the archives isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)
# *lurk*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)
# lurks back!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Fair enough!
I don't even know what the fuss was about!
Yup..I was enjoying this...I just had to get you to say the girl thing again....I'm just in to fluffier mood to take anything seriously tonight!!

I will say though, that when WBM said how cool she was, I was a bit uneasy. I don't really like people singing their own praise - but that's just the way I was bought up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Ooohh!
I like you ;)
(i can hummus too y'know!, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Hey!
You sang your norks praises...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Erm.
[enters mode 10]
So, like, who is this bloke anyway?
[exit mode 10]

;-)
a ;-) *does* make everything ok, does it? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Dark in here
ain't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I was talking to Sargant, king of synchronisation!
(in jest!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# having just gone over the post you just made i have this to say....
You are an abominably foul rogue and a narcissistic, heart-sickening display of indecency.
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Tell 'im to piss off.
You can post shit pictures, flash your norks and tell us about your boyfriend anytime, WBM. We love you, not trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# why not combine all three
have ya BF do a shit picture of ya norks? Pleases everyone then
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Now *that's*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# just ignore them
we all love you more :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# this is
all a bit odd!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i'm sorry
i read that.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)