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# Bend her over a litter bin.
Set fire to her head,
Take her roughly from behind,
When finished,
Beat out the flames,
With a Shovel.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Aww,
that's almost poetic.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Any suggestions
On how to make it MORE Poetic
gratefully received.
If you can get it to rhyme that would be superb.
And don't just suggest
Iambic Pentameter.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)