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# Does anyone near the city of London
know where all that smoke's coming from
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Fire
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# well
It's a fuckin big one if it is
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# there's no smoke without salmon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or trout
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# trout are immensly powerful
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# only on their home planet of
Tangar-cosine-bebule 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# And carry
underwater weapons
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
# The salmon
of knowledge?
(fermat, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# where are you
what direction is the smoke from you, let's see if we can get something on a traffic cam
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Old Street station
looking down towards bank, it's a bit to the East.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Photo on the traffic cam
in Shoreditch is from an hour ago ;(
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# check it.
www.camvista.com/england/london/gmtv02.php3
and here
www.bbc.co.uk/london/weather/webcam2.html
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:52, archived)
# good old fashioned
smog?
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it's otherwise
a lovely day
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# there's
no smoke without it
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
/marketing
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Liquid Nitrogen might have to disagree with you there
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# not really smoke is it.
it's more like vapor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# isn't that a bit like
saying "boiling water might have to disagree with you there"
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
# pauline quirk!
might have to disagree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# There's no smoke
without Pauline Quirk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# That'll be
her legs rubbing together.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# i would




if you drugged me first
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Rhohypnol anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# chortle
and furthermore.. guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
#
*thinks of setting Quirk ablaze*

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Don't do that,
think of all the tallow that would go to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,
unexplained bacon!

/Homer vs the house
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Bend her over a litter bin.
Set fire to her head,
Take her roughly from behind,
When finished,
Beat out the flames,
With a Shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Aww,
that's almost poetic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Any suggestions
On how to make it MORE Poetic
gratefully received.
If you can get it to rhyme that would be superb.
And don't just suggest
Iambic Pentameter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Gary Moore
might have to disagree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Ray Charles, Princess Diana, Gary Coleman
might have to disagree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Colonel Sanders, Tina Turner, Isla St Clair
might have to disagree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Linda Fiorentino
might have to disagree with you there
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# A large Aubergine
may have to disagree with you there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# We didn't start the fire
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# no we didnt light it
but we tried to fight it/
JFK blown away what more do I have to say...
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# My arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# A fag


PS. What is this "London" of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# a small hamlet
about three miles down the road from Chipping Sodbury..

long shot I know.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm in Chipping Sodbury!

*looks out of window* I see no smoke...
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# no
look to the north.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Ah yes
There does seem to be a pall of smoke over Wickwar. How strange.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# probably not as exciting and the plume of bright orange smoke
that came from a MoD research facility near where i lived when i was at school.

described as non fatal, meaning it wouldn't kill you outright.

maybe 10-20 years of declining health.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:42, archived)
# What,
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# it's a myth
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
# tery
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:32, archived)
# /toyah
close your toyah tags!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# *clap*
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Large areas
of atmospheric incompressure, causing an effect not unlike opening the freezer on a warm day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# coming from all us b3tan's
ears cuz we're all so angry because of your TW
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# 41 messages
and already laying down the law. I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# hehehe
i love you too spanky.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# You're not
in London though! :-P
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Aren't I?
Aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# No you're right
I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I knew that.
I am the overlord!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
# So what?
I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:48, archived)
# not TW he made the smoke
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Elves, pixies, and so forth.
Or combustable materials.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Brian Blessed's
cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# i'm going to pop this in again because it cheered my week up
BRIAN PROMOTES CHRISTMAS CHEER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That picture's great
but the toymaster website is possibly the shittest one I've evr seen.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# agreed.
just imagine him advertising toy submarines:
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# You'll not have been here
when I posted this, then.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
# AT YOUR LOCAL
TOYMASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Ozzy's
quad bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# And the Wheelies?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahah

I am having a laugh a minute today!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I am having a fag
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Is it a
Marlborough Fucking Huge!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# It's anarchy
The revolution is NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# tis' from
the Moscow Bomb Blast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# is it on
a worldwide tour?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# yes
a world wide tour of northern europe and scandinavia.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)