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[challenge entry] Call me 'elf' just ONE MORE TIME!



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(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# *elf*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Did I win?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# You beat me
anyway.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Curses...
I would've said it first if it wasn't for you pesky kids.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# First?
What are we? Your aintitcoolnews bitches?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)
# imnot a fucking yuppie
i just wanted an ipod...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I've got one too
and it's ace
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# yuppie
(see how you like it)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# leave him alone
ya yuppie!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# least i got an ipod :D
loser :P
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# But how do
you know i don't?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# ive been through all your stuff...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# And it's not there?
I was kinda hoping you'd find it...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i stole it
thats how i know you aint got one
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)
# After you'd given it
to me for services rendered?

That's just callous...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)
# like me
its been thru all my bitches....
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Well
you've gotta have a system!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Elf!




likey pickey muchly
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Mine is 15Gb
what does that make me?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Brain
Damaged?

/baz
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Brian
Damaged!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Inferior,
obviously.

;)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# well...
it just means that you don't have room for the 600 extra cheeky girls songs that the 20Gb owners have

and don't get me started on the 40Gb owners
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# One of my biggest chuckles this week,
came over Virgin Megastore's "I-pod advent" or whatever the hell they were calling it. Morons.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# yeah...
you know better than to start on me lol
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# i really can't be
arsed thinking up a witty retort to that.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i have one
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Do you want
a yay to go with that?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# cadpod
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant Would™
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# you sure
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# positve
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)
# arf!
best thread all night ;)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# How come
she's got hooves?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I'm a yuppy?
hooary! My mum will be so proud.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)