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# i hate christmas
edit: but I'd like to see more of the female in the middle
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Well, don't worry
Christ (apparently) loves you.

Eeuurgh, bumgay!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Jesus isn't bumgay.
You're thinking of Geoff Capes
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Does Geoff Capes
play for Man Utd?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Possibly.
Until he dies for all our sins
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# My ex girlfriends
dad once saw him in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# jesus is a complete pisshead
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# during prohibition in the US
there was actually a crowd that had the Bible edited to take out all the references to wine... I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# You're questioning the sexuality
of a big sweaty bearded man in spandex? Has the world gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I don't think Jesus ever wore Spandex
but I could be mistaken ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I hate
cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# wank
people oppress my depression.

be happy - it's christmas.

why?

it's christmas.

ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# If you'd gone swimming in Mexco a few years ago
she would have been all over you

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Why?!
Is she dead?! Who is she?!
My love is lost before I ever lived my love.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# she is
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1078192.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Wah!
That can't be the same girl. The one on the BBC is big, fat and ginger.

If she's dead, I'm happy.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)