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[challenge entry] Compo repost

Click it for biggerness. And before you all start with your 'Oh but it's really a pagan festival' crap again, there are even fewer pagans than Chrstians, so Christmas is still irrelevant to most people. Ha!

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(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Yes, but I don't celebrate Christmas because of Christ,
I just take it as a time to be happy, gather round, give, recieve and share.

It's just nice to have, what's wrong with a little indulgence?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# I'd rather have a girl
on my cot.
(mixtapes, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:56, archived)
# why not have
BOTH?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i wouldn't want to
share.
(mixtapes, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Absolutely nothing.
Here you're not even allowed to say Happy Christmas, you have to say Happy Holidays....because of Hanukah, Kwaanza etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)
# where
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# NEPTUNE
(1, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Uranus
more like
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I'm
on planet Sue today.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# could be worse
might have been Scunthorpe
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Nah,
just some crappy town where it's always cold and the sun never comes out and there are no hot surfer men.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I've seen Uranus
on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Nope
that was Mr Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# "happy holidays" sucks
(1, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# So we should all be
unhappy, avoidant, and selfish the rest of the time? Why just this one day? Why not all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Kelly Osbourne
is so fucking ugly it's unbeleivable, i just put BBC 1 on, and she's on there, and she looked absolutely foul.
Things that ugly shouldnt be allowed on TV without some kinda of warning.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# she isn't that ugly
really
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# I think she is, personally
maybe it was just a bad camera angle or something jsut then, i dunno, but blah.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Log was just on a Channel 4 thing by Charlie Brooker
I didn't realise until the end credits though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# More people go to church than attend football matches
yet we hear more about David Beckham's haircut than the Arch Bishop of Canterbury's! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# More people watch touring cars
than football, but we still get 30 minutes condensed footage at an obscure time to 16 kick a ball games a week.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# When the C of E
starts charging £30 a go, we'll see how that changes! Mostly it's tramps keeping warm 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)