Compo repost

Click it for biggerness. And before you all start with your "Oh but it's really a pagan festival" crap again, there are even fewer pagans than Chrstians, so Christmas is still irrelevant to most people. Ha!

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)

Yes, but I don't celebrate Christmas because of Christ,
I just take it as a time to be happy, gather round, give, recieve and share.

It's just nice to have, what's wrong with a little indulgence?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)

I'd rather have a girl
on my cot.
(mixtapes, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:56, archived)

why not have
BOTH?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)

i wouldn't want to
share.
(mixtapes, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)

Absolutely nothing.
Here you're not even allowed to say Happy Christmas, you have to say Happy Holidays....because of Hanukah, Kwaanza etc...
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)

where
are you?
(lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)

NEPTUNE

(1, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

Uranus
more like
(lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

I'm
on planet Sue today.
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

could be worse
might have been Scunthorpe
(lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

Nah,
just some crappy town where it's always cold and the sun never comes out and there are no hot surfer men.
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)

I've seen Uranus
on the telly
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)

Nope
that was Mr Goatse
(lord bofingham, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)

"happy holidays" sucks

(1, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

So we should all be
unhappy, avoidant, and selfish the rest of the time? Why just this one day? Why not all the time?
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)

Kelly Osbourne
is so fucking ugly it's unbeleivable, i just put BBC 1 on, and she's on there, and she looked absolutely foul.
Things that ugly shouldnt be allowed on TV without some kinda of warning.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

she isn't that ugly
really
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

I think she is, personally
maybe it was just a bad camera angle or something jsut then, i dunno, but blah.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

Log was just on a Channel 4 thing by Charlie Brooker
I didn't realise until the end credits though.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

More people go to church than attend football matches
yet we hear more about David Beckham's haircut than the Arch Bishop of Canterbury's! ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

More people watch touring cars
than football, but we still get 30 minutes condensed footage at an obscure time to 16 kick a ball games a week.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)

When the C of E
starts charging £30 a go, we'll see how that changes! Mostly it's tramps keeping warm 100% of fact
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)