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[challenge entry] Happy Happy Xmas

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(kevrobertson2, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
I'm sure I shouldn't have found that quite do funny for such a crap pun!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# simon cowell round for xmas din-dins?
he's bound to complain
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# heh
they look a little Hungary
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# ouch
even worse pun
(kevrobertson2, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# it is my specialist subject
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# don't make me get
my oesterrich pic out again!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# g'wan
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
#


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# apology denied.
i love that.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Gawd.
Yay.
(tomsk, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# for some reason
it's my most leeched pic, and I dunno why!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)
# arf!
not seen that one - I'm tempted to FP it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# nah, no need :)
It's interesting how often it crops up in me logs though!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)
#
(Just recline and let me service you, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)
# where can I buy em?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 1:02, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
#
I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Oooooo!!
I get the joke now! Really thats terribly clever :p
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Can I have the
Czech please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# it's russian in



Sorry
(kevrobertson2, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# lol
(kevrobertson2, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Now I'm laughing out loud
in an empty house

*sniff*

(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I'm sitting
in my girlfriend's office, keeping her company as she works late

But I don't have photoshop. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# What in the
blathering hell is she doing working at this time of night...

saving the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Yes, actually.
She's Linda Carter.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# The woman with the scissors on the Currys ad?
Dont breed with her for fucks sake
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# *uploads pics of
Ms Carter in the buff*

Slim you filthy bugger :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)
# paint!
paint! paint! paint! paint! paint! paint!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# or
latenight office nookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# does the place
need decorating, like?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# well tis the season!
or is it some other season? I don't know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)
# office shaggage
rules :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)
# it's a clinical trials unit
so there's, oooh, about 60 spare beds here
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)
# is there a competition to,er, compete in
each bed?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)
# like a b3ta shagfest, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)
# sort of,
though we're too old for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)
# GDRU
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)
# and our survery said
X
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Ahhh... GDRU
Those were the days...
Endless hours loafing about,
getting paid shitloads of money.
No side effects whatsoe..

...Mother???
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)
# "I love you...
...but only if your office has photoshop. Otherwise, being with you bores me."

say it...
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I can e-mail you the installer
for the 30 day free trial if you like, it's only 162 meg.
(tomsk, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)
# ace
I don't actually use photoshop, yet, so I'll have print out the 500 page manual too
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Does it echo?
Do the echos talk about you? do they whisper? DO THEY MOCK YOU????? Clearly you havent been in empty house long enough
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# No, but
I'm sure they're stealing my beer.



(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Nah, sorry about that
i just get thirsty hiding in your attic
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I thought that was mother
Mother??
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# *turns round slowly in chair under swinging lightbulb*

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# you don't look
like a skeleton to me....been at the pies again? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Nah the Toffee Choc chip Power Bar that is the only food in the house
and with 4 flatmates thats a worrying state of affairs
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# kinnell, a skeleton
with oomph :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I strongly suggest
you eat the power bar
to gain strength
to overcome your flatmates
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Sir,
I do declare you to have an incredibly woo name.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Did you see his program tonight?
Brooker lives, he lives!!
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)
# toshtastic
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)