Christmas Tree of the North


From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

Oooohhh!
I want to drink Newcastle Brown Ale now!

I might nip to the offy.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

Don't do it man
think of the children


wont someone think of the children?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)

There are no google hits for
"anal clogs".

Until now.
( Baz Fuck off, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

well done sir
does that make you a whack?


edit: indeed it does not
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

Tell us the long story...
...we have time.

If any of us had anything better to do, we wouldn't be sitting at home on the internet right now.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

shortish version with out the flash back to 1996
www.b3ta.com/board/2524633
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)

I have urgent DIY to do.
I bet the story involved him getting laid.
( Baz Fuck off, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)

not
so far
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:06, archived)

That's a shame.
You'd definitely have got laid if you went to the bash.
( Baz Fuck off, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)

I knew there was a spark between me and wildheart baby
wonder if his beard tickles...
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

That's going down as one of my favourite posts.

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

you can
get in trouble for doing that you know :)
( Xkimo was at work on, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)

mmmm newky broon
lovely cept after 3 or 4 my teeth start moving randomly
( Dill, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

our
dog loves it
( Tedmus, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)

Woooo

I want one
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)

can you make it grow
handbags and shoes too :x
( *lou, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)

No, but...
It can grow charvers.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

kill it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)

Any of various beetles of the family Scarabaeidae, such as the cockchafer?
?
( *lou, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)

*snigger*

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)