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[challenge entry] Christmas Tree of the North


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(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Oooohhh!
I want to drink Newcastle Brown Ale now!

I might nip to the offy.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Don't do it man
think of the children


wont someone think of the children?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)
# There are no google hits for
"anal clogs".

Until now.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)
# well done sir
does that make you a whack?


edit: indeed it does not
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Tell us the long story...
...we have time.

If any of us had anything better to do, we wouldn't be sitting at home on the internet right now.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)
# shortish version with out the flash back to 1996
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I have urgent DIY to do.
I bet the story involved him getting laid.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)
# not
so far
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That's a shame.
You'd definitely have got laid if you went to the bash.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I knew there was a spark between me and wildheart baby
wonder if his beard tickles...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)
# That's going down as one of my favourite posts.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)
# you can
get in trouble for doing that you know :)
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)
# mmmm newky broon
lovely cept after 3 or 4 my teeth start moving randomly
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)
# our
dog loves it
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Woooo

I want one
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)
# can you make it grow
handbags and shoes too :x
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:56, archived)
# No, but...
It can grow charvers.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)
# kill it

(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Any of various beetles of the family Scarabaeidae, such as the cockchafer?
?
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)