ever wondered why santa doesn't exist?

he does, it's just that this guy gets to him first...
(hnnrs, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

I like
that.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

he he
like it
( bleepbloop, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

you did miss a good bash last night.
matsimpsk kept winning though. And it was really cold.
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

and i know
you live in that Silly North, but they had space in the car!
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

The East is sillier
by this much [---------]
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

And youre forgetting the Midlands completely
[----------------------] (this much)
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

I'm driving to Wales today
I was going to use the new toll - M6...
anyone know where it is?
I've realised it's not on my old map.. but I have a red crayon ready to fill it in! :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

wales
is even sillier!
But can you stop in Hay on Wye (however you spell the silly Welsh place) and buy me some Enid Blyton books?
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

This silly [----]
I can't go to Haye on Wye as I don't know where it is.

Where in the UK is nice? I'll have to move soon. I was thinking about Reading.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)

no,
nice is in france
( amon - hooray :D, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

I don't want to move to France

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

Come to Worcester.
It's jolly nice and boasts the largest housing estate in Europe.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

Cor!
We don't have that in Ipswich! :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)

Joking aside, Worcester is a nice place to live.
Fnord went to school there too, as I found out last night.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

Ah!
So it's also an important site in b3ta history! :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

Yes. I have yet to meet Fnord.
Wonder where he lives now, how old he is etc.?

The closest b3tan to me that I know of is lp. And he lives sixty miles away in Bristol.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

Nearest to me are in Lowestoft and Norwich...
Fnord roams the country but lives in Kiddermisnter I think..
He's one of the few b3tans who is exactly the same on the board as in real life :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

In Kiddi?
Bleepbloop escaped from there!
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

so did
Razor!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

goat lives closest to me
he lives in harlow
( lo, the Greebo Warrior looked fucking great for halloween, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

don't think they're gonna read out replies
now but you never know ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

stranger things have happened

( lo, the Greebo Warrior looked fucking great for halloween, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)

and i've
often seen them ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)

as far as i know
Reading is shit. I'd advise you to go North, but that's just me.
Cornwall maybe? They have their own language according to djdirect..
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

They do, but only three people speak it.

( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)

yes they do!
Is djdirect still in eastern europe?
I don't think I've ever seen him sober...
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

well
he hasn't bothered me for a while so i guess so ;)
And i'd say he's drunk about 80% of the time.
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

djdirect is a nice boy really...
he thinks he's a hit with the ladies.... ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

Come to Edinburgh.
Cold, but nice. And full of b3tans.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)

i shall be there in a week!
yay!
( Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

Yay!
Hoping to see you. Aiming to at least drop in on the 27th - depends whether we have friends staying or not.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

:)
I like cold places!
brrrrrr..
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

damn nice city to live in, honestly.
You could do a lot worse.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)

i've hearda` `lot of good
things about the place to be honest!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)

It starts around the old M6/M42 connection
and takes you a few junctions up past Wednesbury.

I'm afraid that I can help you no further since I won't pay the £3 peak or £1 off peak charges.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

oooh thanks.
At least the old m6 should be less full.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

I never really have much trouble with the old M6
I've even had to use it peak hour sometimes. I just turn up the music and pretend the steering wheel is a drum kit.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

Its about 5 mins drive from my house
so pop in for a cuppa.
( Hotdog, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

a woo
a yay
a HOUPLA
(1, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)

woo!
very nicely done
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)