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[challenge entry] My Christmas gift to you all

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)
# burn.
burn in hell.
(icedragon, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Ooooh!
*Wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I don't know
whether to thank you or curse you...

Merry Christmas to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!
The baubles they burn my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# you'd better have kept the receipt
coz that's going straight back
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# No can do
those Christmas bauble nipple rings cost a fortune and are non-returnable.
(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)
# burn them
.
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)
# here, you can take a light
from my combusting eyes
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# but his baubles are made of glass
and therefore fireproof.

I could take a hammer to them for the right price.
(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# david hasslehoff
hammer him
HAMMER HIM HARD
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# someone
shoot it!
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# What a dish!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
KILL IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# flying monkeys of crap!
I beg of you no hoff
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm
hooked on a feeling!
(Lulu, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)