My Christmas gift to you all


From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

burn.
burn in hell.
(icedragon, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

Ooooh!
*Wanks furiously*
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

I don't know
whether to thank you or curse you...

Merry Christmas to you too.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!
The baubles they burn my eyes.
( Samsonite, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

you'd better have kept the receipt
coz that's going straight back
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

No can do
those Christmas bauble nipple rings cost a fortune and are non-returnable.
(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

burn them
.
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

here, you can take a light
from my combusting eyes
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

but his baubles are made of glass
and therefore fireproof.

I could take a hammer to them for the right price.
(plankton, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

david hasslehoff
hammer him
HAMMER HIM HARD
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

someone
shoot it!
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

What a dish!
woo
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
KILL IT!!!
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

flying monkeys of crap!
I beg of you no hoff
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm
hooked on a feeling!
(Lulu, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)