Profile for chobb:
FAMILY MOTTO: She's a He and it's a cock.
fatdrunkandstupid.com
Where bumf meets chaff
e-mail: chobb at fatdrunkandstupid dot com
Oh, and yes; I do live in a field. Sorry it took so long.
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
[read all their answers]
- a member for 20 years, 7 months and 27 days
- has posted 7116 messages on the main board
- (of which 17 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 6557 messages on the talk board
- has posted 5 messages on the links board
- has posted 21 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 36 pictures, 3 links, 0 talk posts, and 11 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
FAMILY MOTTO: She's a He and it's a cock.
fatdrunkandstupid.com
Where bumf meets chaff
e-mail: chobb at fatdrunkandstupid dot com
Oh, and yes; I do live in a field. Sorry it took so long.
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
» Fancy Dress
This year I dressed as ...
Or here if that image is blocked.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 10:03, More)
This year I dressed as ...
Or here if that image is blocked.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 10:03, More)
» It's not me, it's the drugs talking
Right then...
My mate and I did a trip in Blackpool and we'd just come out of the hall of mirrors in the pleasure beach. We'd seen ourselves as giants and, more importantly, as dwarfs. As we exited (I had to ask a slightly worried kid to lead us out because we were too confused) a group of young people walked past. One of them was a dwarf. I didn't connect that this dwarf was a 'real person' and dropped to my knees in front of her, pointed at her and shouted "Pete! It's a dwarf! A fucking dwarf!" As the whole crowd stopped and stared at me, I realised what I'd done and we scarpered.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 19:42, More)
Right then...
My mate and I did a trip in Blackpool and we'd just come out of the hall of mirrors in the pleasure beach. We'd seen ourselves as giants and, more importantly, as dwarfs. As we exited (I had to ask a slightly worried kid to lead us out because we were too confused) a group of young people walked past. One of them was a dwarf. I didn't connect that this dwarf was a 'real person' and dropped to my knees in front of her, pointed at her and shouted "Pete! It's a dwarf! A fucking dwarf!" As the whole crowd stopped and stared at me, I realised what I'd done and we scarpered.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 19:42, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Man in Motion
Not me, but...
I was at a wedding reception and people were dancing, including a guy in a wheelchair. The 'Mobile DJ' was playing John Parr's 'Man in Motion' and he stopped the record and said, 'That was John Parr's 'Man in Motion' and we've got our own man in motion: man in a wheelchair. He's had the nerve to get up and have a dance. Give him a round of applause.’
Total silence.
Followed by the sight of the guy wheeling himself off the dance floor.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 15:04, More)
Man in Motion
Not me, but...
I was at a wedding reception and people were dancing, including a guy in a wheelchair. The 'Mobile DJ' was playing John Parr's 'Man in Motion' and he stopped the record and said, 'That was John Parr's 'Man in Motion' and we've got our own man in motion: man in a wheelchair. He's had the nerve to get up and have a dance. Give him a round of applause.’
Total silence.
Followed by the sight of the guy wheeling himself off the dance floor.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 15:04, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
We were watching a HILARIOUS program about dwarfs and midgets. At least we thought it was.
Thinking it would be a Great Idea, I went upstairs and ordered the DVD of Willow. I still haven't watched it.
By the way, does anybody want to buy a DVD of Willow?
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:21, More)
We were watching a HILARIOUS program about dwarfs and midgets. At least we thought it was.
Thinking it would be a Great Idea, I went upstairs and ordered the DVD of Willow. I still haven't watched it.
By the way, does anybody want to buy a DVD of Willow?
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:21, More)
» When I met the parents
The first time I met my (then) girlfriend's parents,
we were in a restaurant. I went to the toilet and used the urinal. I looked down after I'd finished and a rogue jet of piss had created a HUGE wet patch on my Chinos. Thinking quickly, I raised my crotch to the hand dryer and spent 5 minutes drying my pants. Fortunately, the father didn't come in (although a few other people did).
When I returned, everyone thought I must have had an enormous dump. Not a good result whichever way round you look at it.
(Thu 19th May 2005, 14:32, More)
The first time I met my (then) girlfriend's parents,
we were in a restaurant. I went to the toilet and used the urinal. I looked down after I'd finished and a rogue jet of piss had created a HUGE wet patch on my Chinos. Thinking quickly, I raised my crotch to the hand dryer and spent 5 minutes drying my pants. Fortunately, the father didn't come in (although a few other people did).
When I returned, everyone thought I must have had an enormous dump. Not a good result whichever way round you look at it.
(Thu 19th May 2005, 14:32, More)