my one and only almost fluffy christmas post


may make it into a t-shirt for christmas day wear when i do my annual present giving at the local nutter's home*

*not in any way true

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From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

would be better if:
it didn't appear as broken
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

oh
it's fixed now
(moose tequila, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

i can see it

( 10512, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

I
see it ok.

Good shirt, that'd make.
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

already printing it
wonder how many people i can outrage when on the piss tomorrow?
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

On the piss on a Tuesday
you sir must be a student



(Edit: just looked at profile..must be an alcoholic)
( 10512, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)

no
director of it, and therefore make up the rules as i go along as it were.

like a student, but without the beans on toast
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

Got any jobs going
I am cheap and will work for food
( 10512, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

where you based?
what do you do?
apart from waste spend all day on b3ta.
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

In maidenhead in berkshire
Done software sales ECRM stuff also do a bit of web design... www.dontknow.net
( 10512, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

no call for programmers yet
but email and i'll look at your cv for when i am(3-4 months away yet)
mre at solusnu.co.uk
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

Will do
thanks
( 10512, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

I'm out on the piss tomorrow
are you my boss?
( LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

no, but with my penchant for getting on the nearest train/bus/canal boat when drunk
could make the 30 miles down the road to brizzle
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

Hurrah!
I'll buy you some cider. We're off to a pub that sells nothing but!
( LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

ooh nice
my local* sells rough cider which you have to water down with red k


*ok, not my local, a good 2 miles away, but worth the extra walk, and the fact that the scum of the social underclass frequent it along with mad old men who talk of nothing but killing rabbits and eating hedgehogs. Wait, now i think about it, is it worth it?
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

Wow!
They still make Red K?
( LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:46, archived)

probably not
and it is just blackthorn mixed with gl.
like i said, classy joint
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

What do they do
With the Rabbits once they've killed them ?
And do they eat the Hedgehogs without killing them ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

with the rabbits, they stew them
or just laugh at the noises their broken necks make.
the hedgehogs, aparently, you wrap them in clay, bake them and when you remove the clay, off come the spines. These are odd people if this has not already been stressed.
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

So they do
Kill the hedgehogs first then ?
(Baking them in clay is an old Gypsy thing.)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:01, archived)

not a clue
they talk about it, glad to say dont practice it in the pub.
( Ulic, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:05, archived)

Quite tasty, Baked Hedgehog
The skin peels off with the spikes and you just pick the flesh off the carcase.
You don't want to delve too deeply, bearing in mind you haven't cleaned and gutted the little buggers.
The hot cooking temperature should kill most nasties though. (You're baking it on a bonfire)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:10, archived)

Belm!
anyone seen these? the i-duck

www.dynamism.com/iduck/
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

AAAH!
DUCK!
(1, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)

*ducks*
( LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

MERRY EVERYONE!

( Az The Spaz, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

merry, um, line

(1, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)

hi az
I was in aspatria today
got stopped by a big fat copper
( Dill, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

HEy YoOO

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