My very first post here at b3ta!
Howdy folks! My names Asparagus and this is my first post here. I'm not sure if the Christmas Challenge is over or not, but here are some Chrismo "message board 'avatar' things" that I've made.



Hopefully you'll be seeing a bit of me around here from now on, 'cause these challenges are right up my alley, and sound like a lot of fun.

My sense of humour is a little bit off centre. I hope I don't offend anyone with the dumb things I make, but I'll let you guys be the judge.

OK, that's all for now...

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

(Asparagus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:37, archived)

Go on
offend us. I dare you
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:39, archived)

you're a cabbage
ha! I offend thee with my words! And I bite my thumb at you, sir!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:50, archived)

to be honest
we'd worry if you sense of humour was anywhere near the centre.

welcome.
( Munsta, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:39, archived)

my eyes hurt =(
i watched my wobble screen for 15 minutes
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:39, archived)

Did you place a lolly stick
on your tongue first ?
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

evenin!
Pull up a carpet and shop a chair, or whatever's current round 'ere. I've only been around for 2 years so what do I know :)

You'll be pleased to see we don't do avatars, sigs, 'location' postings or any of that other annoying shite you get on other boards, we just do funny pics and take the piss out of each other.

Then go and get drunk.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:40, archived)

You know nothing.
You get drunk, then post.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

shut the
fuck up and get me a beer


oh i like it here
(vork and burlap, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

soitanly,
though the xmas post might've fucked that in the ass for next-minute delivery :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:46, archived)

Already a dabbler of the dark art of "Spong"
Should work out fine.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

spong rules...
my eyes are spong
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

he might need this
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=S
the b3ta dictionary
( alistair, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

off centre would seem about spot on
woo yay .. you'll never leave etc.
( alistair, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

off centre as in . .
"See that tiny speck on the horizon, that's centre that is" I assume :¬)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

Welcome.
You will never leave. Cancel the milk. Sell the wife and kids. You're my wife now.
( GR33DY, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

Where does that leave Reverend Dan?

( Tart Monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

Wife number...
...

*riffle pages*

...

44
( GR33DY, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:45, archived)

Just ahead of Mystery Bob then.

( Tart Monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:46, archived)

Yes,
although he would have been #23, only he's got a lot of stamina for an old guy :o
( GR33DY, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

*barf*
( Tart Monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:50, archived)

It't takes one hell of alot to offend people here.
Personally, i dont think you have it in you.
Welcome.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:45, archived)

Are you a crippled gay black guy with down's syndrome and AIDS?

( GR33DY, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:46, archived)

I would be so lucky
those guys get all the chicks
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

not all of them
it's the paraplegics who manage to get the most women.
( Munsta, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:52, archived)

Oh!
then you'll like this joke then...

ahem...

there was this cripp..*thunk*
( GR33DY, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:52, archived)

even this didn't cause much offense.

edit: compo'd
( Munsta, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:47, archived)

That made me laugh.
...Again.
( Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

Heheheh

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

*Ahem*

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:49, archived)

even if i repent
god'll just tell me to bollocks.

i feel so happy.
( Munsta, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

let's face it,
you'll be amongst friends....
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

and it'll be warm

( Munsta, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

are those
lyrics from a Black Sabbath song?
(Gene Starwind, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:51, archived)

Warpigs
innit?
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

yarp!

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

he's gone..
expecting this to be the normal forum where it takes 24 hourse to get one response... (s)he'l learn.
( alistair, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)