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[challenge entry] ahhh. its good to be around the family

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(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:25, archived)
# what with
tits and a fanny? , of course it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:28, archived)
# a fanny?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:29, archived)
# looks
like one to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:30, archived)
#
not fanny = bottom. Fanny = lady's front bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:30, archived)
# ah yes....
.....I meant minge
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:30, archived)
# and whats a minge then?
inside joke?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:33, archived)
#
Is actual UK slang for the above. There are no inside jokes at B3TA... *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)
# how about that golf sale over there?
rilly not!
damn i like the expression! minge!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# :)
www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_m.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# damn i am confused now
a minge is fish and velcro too?
minge binge n. The frantic fish eating spree of the gash gannet.
minge mat n. Mapatasi; velcro triangle.
minge winker n. 1. Strip tease artist. 2. She who flashes her gash, e.g. whilst folding her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:39, archived)
# minge winker
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(masterbassist, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:47, archived)
# yeah at least minge winker
follows a certain logic...
but velcro???
arghhh
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Hehehehehe!! You said "gash gannet" ...
Har! Har! Har! I'm a gash gannet; I love 'em!
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# So in Britain
"monkey" means "vagina"? Monkey means penis in the states. That's gotta cause confusion to those traveling abroad.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 23 Dec 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Its not in
common usage.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
#
the urbandictionary knows all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
# and since when genesis p. orridge would have a fanny?
its even pierced king albert apparently
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
#
it's only a matter of time. He's got the rest :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:33, archived)
# he sure is working towards that end... he sure is
...
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:54, archived)
# That
is really rather odd.

Woo, I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Blimey 'o' Christmas Reilly
Thats a wee bit strong and blatantly NSFW for first b3ta exposure in the office this morning...

edit .NING.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 8:58, archived)
# *checks watch*
Shouts at Mustn't Grumble:

Can somebody please remind me...
...tomorrow morning at around 9am (when I have a very important meeting with someone about Windows 2003 deployment) that it is entirely my own fault that I have a hangover the size of Glamorgan. Many thanks.

mustn't-grumble has just ordered a chromatic harmonica... he hasn't got a fucking clue how it works.., Tue 23 Dec, 1:19, Reply)

Back fae the spazz, and this reminded me of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Agh
Fucking Genesis P-orrige. Eurgh, you dirty git.
(Fenriz-Hates Goffiks, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 9:42, archived)