Blasphemous?


From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

jesus claus is coming
to town

fa lalalala la la la la
( cwethan, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

43% of Sun readers
believe them to be the same person.
( Sargant, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

100% of Sun readers
wouldn't understand what 43% meant.
(Marwood, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

when you say readers
you mean lookers at pictures, right?
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

99% of sun readers are wasters, slackers and brickies

( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

76% of statistics are bollockmeat
...
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

bollockmeat is only 10% bollock

( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

what's the other 90%?
?
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

prime fillet cuts of steak.
the usual crap.
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

fucking gm
i want my sweetcorn to taste as such, not of fecking chocolate
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

100% of fact
so do I
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

from the Sun website 5 minutes ago...


HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Shut the watermelon up you bitter and twisted bint! Mmmm.. Charlotte Church... *rubs legs*
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

*ponders why so few women
are on b3ta* ;)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

They are too busy being interviewed by the press
?
( Tart Monkey, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)