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# astonishing
you walk into work with a diagonal mohican, and no-one says a word
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:04, archived)
# its when you *dont*
that people notice.
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:05, archived)
# I've always wanted to grow a "sunflower"
Grow a chin-strap beard, and a 1 inch thick line of hair that travels from the sideburns, right round the top of yoyr head. And leave the rest of your head bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:06, archived)
# that would be ever so gay
in the old fashioned sense of the word
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:09, archived)
# Is that because
everyone's trying so hard not to laugh?
;)
(Dogsdinner, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:07, archived)
# same happened when I bleached my hair white
and shaved my beard off.

You'll find its cos the women in your office only ever look at your crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:08, archived)
# Try waiting till the second day
When I stopped spiking my hair, and just let it go kinda stupid, no-one noticed. And then on the second day, everyone went "Pete! You've stopped spiking your hair!"

Bizarre.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:11, archived)
# they're just being polite
what they're thinking is "attention seeking c*nt" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:15, archived)
# and they'd
be right
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:27, archived)