Profile for munkt0n:
I am a moose without wings, I glide silently through the streets of Manchester on a vacuum cleaner made of frosted glass, I deliver milk to house-bound spinsters, I take away the used bandages from the battlefields near the great tree planted by my fore fathers, I descend upon goats and replace their feet with pipe-cleaners. I manufacture porcelain spaniels for the domestic market, I once destroyed an entire stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus.
Interests & Hobbies:
scaling vertical walls with only the aid of a bottle of washing up liquid.
freestyle cardigan spinning.
allowing the excess steam from a dry cleaners to seep into my house to create an unpleasant odour, and stain the wallpaper if I'm lucky.
I like:
the b side of "making your mind up" by Bucks Fizz.
Eddie Stobart's ear ring collection.
the Southampton Municipal golf course.
certain parts of the cisteen chapel.
Recent front page messages:
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- a member for 7 years, 8 months and 20 days
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- (of which 56 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 6 messages on the talk board
- has posted 1 messages on the links board
- has posted 6 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
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I am a moose without wings, I glide silently through the streets of Manchester on a vacuum cleaner made of frosted glass, I deliver milk to house-bound spinsters, I take away the used bandages from the battlefields near the great tree planted by my fore fathers, I descend upon goats and replace their feet with pipe-cleaners. I manufacture porcelain spaniels for the domestic market, I once destroyed an entire stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus.
Interests & Hobbies:
scaling vertical walls with only the aid of a bottle of washing up liquid.
freestyle cardigan spinning.
allowing the excess steam from a dry cleaners to seep into my house to create an unpleasant odour, and stain the wallpaper if I'm lucky.
I like:
the b side of "making your mind up" by Bucks Fizz.
Eddie Stobart's ear ring collection.
the Southampton Municipal golf course.
certain parts of the cisteen chapel.
Recent front page messages:
captains log,
stardate 1985 -
a curiously camp englishman has assigned
me to missions involving a talking car
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:34, More)
stardate 1985 -
a curiously camp englishman has assigned
me to missions involving a talking car
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:34, More)
dung dung dung, dung dee dung, dung dee dung
thanks to justhere for beardy wisdom
no tie version
(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 19:55, More)
thanks to justhere for beardy wisdom
no tie version
(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 19:55, More)
moleymoleymoleymoleymoley!
[ed] yay! 50th front page appearance!
/does the hustle
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 19:04, More)
[ed] yay! 50th front page appearance!
/does the hustle
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 19:04, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Singing the wrong words
[witty title]
[something stolen from kissthisguy.com]
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:35, More)
[witty title]
[something stolen from kissthisguy.com]
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:35, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
hmmm, quite boring, but..
a client was complaining that their intranet apps weren't working properly.
it turned out they were double-clicking links, forcing the page to load twice and screwing up the javascript
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)
hmmm, quite boring, but..
a client was complaining that their intranet apps weren't working properly.
it turned out they were double-clicking links, forcing the page to load twice and screwing up the javascript
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)