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[challenge entry] Even though he won his 3rd championship of the season, Jesus was sad....
Cuz everyone forgot his birthday...


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(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:23, archived)
# it isn't his birthday
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Piss off.
Don't ruin my xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:24, archived)
# I don't care
it doesn't matter anyways.

I am happy I have escaped my family for the night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Congrats.
Did you have a good christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I don't celebrate it
I did have a mostly good day, except when I was at my parents'

and I suppose, objectively, having a bad 5 hours is better than having to go to work for 8, if you have a bad job
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Why not?
Are you one of those different religions, like Jewishness or Buddhistness? It's okay if you are, you know. Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:32, archived)
# I don't have a religion
not even atheism.

I am non-religious, because it seems like a waste of time to me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Christmas isn't about religion anyway,
It's about love, family, and most of all, running around like a madman trying to buy christmas presents for aunts and uncles you don't even LIKE.

You're right. It's a waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)
# wot about jellybeans and funny hats
or is that something else i'm thinking of?
(I helped save b3ta! ozmospanky, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)
# I don't see why you should worry about the time of year for the first two
and the presents are just materialism
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I LIKE materialism
It keeps a shirt on my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:41, archived)
# you need a shirt
there are lots of things you don't need that you probably have

and me too

just seems silly to have a season for it when people are greedy all the time
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)
# EVERY day is all about materialism
At least at Christmas, our greed has a theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:45, archived)
# I guess
I'd prefer to just admit to it and go ahead rather than trying to pretend it's about something else. That's what bothers me about it so much, I think. It's pretending to be something it isn't, and I'm forced into it. There's no way to avoid it without locking myself away from people completely
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I know what you mean.
And just when Christmas is over, you gotta start with Valentines day, which is a REAL lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:51, archived)
# that one I can avoid at least
but it's no more false than christmas
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:52, archived)
# seems ok to celebrate it I guess
I wish it wasn't shoved down my throat wherever I go

it's over though! yay for it being finished and done with and not coming back for another year
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:29, archived)
# though
I suppose it might be, but the chances are very slim

they didn't even have the same calendar as us
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I wonder if they had collandars
or however the drainy things are spelt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Dec 2003, 3:25, archived)