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# I think we already are
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I'd love to play Risk with Bush. But I think I'd start off with Monopoly...

yay to pic
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Can't imagine
he'd be much cop at Scrabble.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# That deaf,
dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)
# probably best to let him win, though
lest his goons "find" 300 10 megaton nukes in your garage after the game, and your house is ostracised by the international community
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# "Perlextipication"
why sure that's a word!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# noughts & crosses
might be too much for him, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)
# "Good morning Mr Bush.
Would you like to play (1) Tic-Tac-Toe or (2) Global Thermonuclear War."
2! 2! 2!
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# which country do you want to invade?
that one.
that one? but that's france - you like france!
that one!
you sure?
that one! theat one! that one!
well ok, but don't you go changing your mind on me. happy?
yeh.

/little britain

(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)
# You sure you don't want to invade North Korea?
YES
Ok Then

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I wanna invade North Korea
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)