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# There's two dyslexics in a room...
one says to the other, 'Can you smell gas'?

The other one says, 'Gas?! I can't even smell my own name.'
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)
# *chortle* that's terrrible
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# It took me about 10 minutes to tell a friend.
I was laughing so much I couldn't say the punchline and kept starting again.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Two dyslexics are sitting
in a room, a man walks into a bar, the Irishman asks "why the long face". The man replies, "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"

The end
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Dyslexic man
walks into a Bra...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# I hope it was a wig bone ...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)