b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Come-back TV » Message 2606321

[challenge entry] Here
have a hastily 'shopped pile of crap...

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I like how
the colour fades as the talent fades
(gowithnoakes, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i wonder who would win a drinking competition
out of those four?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)
# I didn't until you said that.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)
# There's two dyslexics in a room...
one says to the other, "Can you smell gas"?

The other one says, "Gas?! I can't even smell my own name."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)
# *chortle* that's terrrible
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# It took me about 10 minutes to tell a friend.
I was laughing so much I couldn't say the punchline and kept starting again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Two dyslexics are sitting
in a room, a man walks into a bar, the Irishman asks "why the long face". The man replies, "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"

The end
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Dyslexic man
walks into a Bra...
(Gene Starwind, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# I hope it was a wig bone ...
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Lorraine wins
hand down. If George Best lactated, she'd be at his teat
(gowithnoakes, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)
# The bint.
She'd be able to hold loads so that she could tell stories about what they all do when drunk on breakfast TV the next day.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Lorraine . . .
Without a shadow of a doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)
# wow
that's a vote of confidence for lorraine.
i thought henry would be hardcore enough to take her on
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)
# he always seemed a bit drunk
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# he is/was an alcoholic
the characters on father ted were always thinly-veiled caricatures of irish celebs
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)
# i learn something new everyday
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Celebrity Hardcore Boozing
sponsored by Carlberg Special Brew. I'd pay per view for that shit
(gowithnoakes, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# I pay
per can :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Yes, I suppose it does
the gradient tool is my bestest friend in the whole wide world
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)
# thanks
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)
# Is it a caramel
wafer? If its not a caramel wafer I dont want it
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I got a pair of dickies
for £16
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)
# it's a caramel wafer.
but i've changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)
# Tunnocks Teacake
will suffice
(gowithnoakes, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Tunnock's Teacakes
are the second best thing ever...nearly
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)
# agreed!
NOM NOM NOM
(gowithnoakes, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)
# that reply
and your username make me want to run to the hills!

rawks
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)
# run foooooooooooor
yoooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr liiii-eeeee-ife!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)
# you utter bastard
i hate cock tease's like you

edit: that came out a bit harsher than intended, but i am far from well, no offence..... can i have a biscuit
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Damn you!
Damn you and your changeable biscuit offering mind. Now I shall have to go hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)