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to become

another victim of the fur trade :(

(DMQOB, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)

The fun-fur trade

It all has to come from somewhere, and his death will spare an innocent gonk.

(wilesy, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)

I'm sure the resulting coat

will be very warm and snug

(pinkcress, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)

Bagpuss

would make a good Rasta hat

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)

I like hats

Hats are good.

(pinkcress, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)

they're bad luck

if you put them on a bed though

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)

they are?

my bed's COVERED IN THEM

(vork and burlap, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)

Dear God

What have you done?

(pinkcress, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)

So what if your bed

is a hat?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)

as long as you don't put

another hat on top of it you should be fine

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)

So what if, hypothetically, my bed was a hat

covered in salt, under a ladder, but shaped like a horseshoe and smelled like a four-leaved clover?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)

is it covered in spilled salt?

and it doesn't matter if your bed is a hat as long as there's no hat on it. the smelling like a clover doesn't mean anything, but placing it under a ladder means you have angered the gods and doomed us all

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)

What if Bast is up the ladder,

but I can't quite make out the pussy?

Damn I'm good...

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)

Egyptian mythology! Cor

I suppose that's what you get if you're 1800 years old

(wilesy, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)

Dropped a

zero there.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)

why would

bast be up a ladder?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)

To change

Horus.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)

To change Horus? Eh? Eh?

Third time today I've outdone myself and nobody's noticed.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)

Well, if you can arrange that,

the best of luck to you

(wilesy, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)

you'd be best off

sleeping on the floor

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)

really, like the thing

about umbrellas

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)

yep

*see profile for more*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)

I had

a quick look and have to say it is a rather cheesy grin

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)

or shoes on tables

(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)

He'd have to be dyed though

wrong colours.

(DMQOB, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)

he was supposed to be ginger

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)

Not sure if he came out better off there or not.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)

I'm happy to be ginger

I wouldn't suit pink

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)

we'll see about that

*fires up photoshop*

(vork and burlap, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)

oh dear

*trepidation sets in*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)

blimey

i had to go to dictionary.com for that...

(vork and burlap, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)

*belms*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)

You wear ginger very well, m'dear.

(really wanted to be Rip Torn when I said that)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)

thank you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)

so is he:

sleepy cat

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)