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[challenge entry] I hope none of the girls find this offensive..

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(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:24, archived)
# If its soooo true how can it be offensive?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:27, archived)
# I know..
I was doing my bit last week, running back and forth for my lady, heheh.
(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Horrible plastic ones
are offensive. We want the soft fluffy ones that we can cuddle...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)
# I find them offensive
because technically they could be filled with piss. Which offends me.

I thought once about filling a hot water bottle with hot chocolate so if I woke up in the night I could have a lovely drink.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:32, archived)
# No,
for then you would have cold, lumpy, rubbery chocolate to drink.
This would be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:41, archived)
# It's ok
for in the end I decided to use a flask to keep me warm at night instead.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Thats much more sensible.
Flask, ooh, you could keep soup in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Is it a fluffy flask?
Or just a metal one? DO you have a Flask shape on yer tummy now?
(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:49, archived)
# *fucking birds*
You know that's true
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:33, archived)