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# inappropriate endorsements
so far, Ian huntley, Rod hull, Terry waite, and all the usual suspects have been done. It's all a great big one way first class ticket to hell so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)
# hmmm...
maybe i could do tommy cooper sponsoring...
urm...
something...

*goes off to think more carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)
# My mum and dad used to know a nightclub owner
and they went backstage to meet tommy cooper, he had already sank 2 bottles of scotch before he went on stage.

probably explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)
# i respect him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)
# 2 bottles of scotch pre-performance
DEMANDS respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)
# followed by prolonged fez weaing
is god-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)