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[challenge entry] Hand Tested by Juan Valdez and his Donkey

From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)

(Slyddur, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:18, archived)
# Ooops

I was just cleaning it and it went off.
(Slyddur, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:19, archived)
# step 3
b3ta.com/board/2640751
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)
# Yes.
Not cricket.
Watch this instead. I think it's fantastic.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)
# I recognize that style. Must be the same folks as here:
www.tokyoplastic.com/
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)
# i knew
i had seen it before. thanks.
(acheta, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)
# I believe you have something to claim.
b3ta.com/board/2641035
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)
# Geoff
I reposted like a hiccuping whore yesterday and you were nowhere to be seen. It's not too late to abuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)
# repost repost repost repost


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)
# HOW COULD YOU!!?!?!?!?
How can you live with yourself?
Look what you're doing to this community?
Have you no shame?!?
Blah...blah...blah...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 5:27, archived)
# repost of prize for best repost goes to...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 5:27, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAROAST!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:19, archived)
# Indeed.
Is the packet shopped?

Anyways, at least I can use my tragically overlooked witticism from the 1st time.

"It's not a donkey, it's a Columbian drugs mule".

It doesn't improve with age, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)
# step1
b3ta.com/board/2641098
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:22, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeew
heehee
(Corn Dog, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:19, archived)
# I´ve seen that
before.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:20, archived)
# step 2
b3ta.com/board/2641094
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:22, archived)
# i don't understand.
but then, i don't even know what the challenge is, having not looked at the front page for a number of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)
# inappropriate endorsements
so far, Ian huntley, Rod hull, Terry waite, and all the usual suspects have been done. It's all a great big one way first class ticket to hell so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)
# hmmm...
maybe i could do tommy cooper sponsoring...
urm...
something...

*goes off to think more carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)
# My mum and dad used to know a nightclub owner
and they went backstage to meet tommy cooper, he had already sank 2 bottles of scotch before he went on stage.

probably explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)
# i respect him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)
# 2 bottles of scotch pre-performance
DEMANDS respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)
# followed by prolonged fez weaing
is god-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)
# what do the french
call deja vu?
(troznarf, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)
# "vous paraissez familier..."
(the two lips, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)
# are you asking what the french is
for something which is french?

...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)
# mais non
I was jumping on the, "burn the pearoaster," train. It all makes sense in my world.
(troznarf, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)
# my limbs.
MY LIMBS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)
# I believe
that has been asked.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)
# i heard that those french
have a word for Everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nope
humility
breath freshener
ladyshave

All missing from the french language.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:32, archived)
# then they
are the kind of civilisation i want to be part of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great!
(blind corner, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)
#
thjose are some sneaky steps
(blind corner, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)
# Condom in Spanish is not condom
/pedant
(Fragger, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)
# It's probably turned to dust
Check that expiration date. Maybe if you added a little boiling water it would turn into a lovely drink.
(Caleefornian, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)