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[challenge entry] Ah, I dunno...

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(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Why
?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# glass apples
dont make you healthy.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I'm sure they look
rather pretty though.

And don't rot.

And make nice birthday presents.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# and paperweights
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:04, archived)
# or even
shotputs
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Or christmas tree decorations.
Or Intruder prevention caltrops/early warning system.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Would they not
weight down the boughs of the tree? I would imagine that dentists surgery's would certainly ban them from the premises, regardless of the time of year
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# won't a solid glass apple be a little too heavy for a christmas tree branch?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I only use the finest
reinforced norweigan pine battle trees at christmas.

You never know when rabbid giant chipmunks or squirrel hordes will invade your premises.

Remember folks, be prepared!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:17, archived)
# indeed
and if you were truly overrun at least you'd have something to throw at them
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Tenuous
Campaign to boycott Macaroni Cheese for whatever reason, so thought old GB would be the ideal promoter. I'll shut up now.. :(
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# sorry... it's good really :)
have a spork:
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# eating that noodle sop
won't be so hard now!

'noon all
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# ummm okay!
thats a bit pointless wouldnt you say
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:06, archived)
# never
mind
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)
# a noble fight indeed
I should just ignore these ^ miseries too, if I were you ;)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)