Ah, I dunno...
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From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)
( , Sat 17 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
I'm sure they look
rather pretty though.
And don't rot.
And make nice birthday presents.
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:02,
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And don't rot.
And make nice birthday presents.
Or christmas tree decorations.
Or Intruder prevention caltrops/early warning system.
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:08,
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Would they not
weight down the boughs of the tree? I would imagine that dentists surgery's would certainly ban them from the premises, regardless of the time of year
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:11,
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won't a solid glass apple be a little too heavy for a christmas tree branch?
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:12,
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I only use the finest
reinforced norweigan pine battle trees at christmas.
You never know when rabbid giant chipmunks or squirrel hordes will invade your premises.
Remember folks, be prepared!
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:17,
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You never know when rabbid giant chipmunks or squirrel hordes will invade your premises.
Remember folks, be prepared!
indeed
and if you were truly overrun at least you'd have something to throw at them
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Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:20,
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