won't a solid glass apple be a little too heavy for a christmas tree branch?
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edovan,
Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:12,
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I only use the finest
reinforced norweigan pine battle trees at christmas.
You never know when rabbid giant chipmunks or squirrel hordes will invade your premises.
Remember folks, be prepared!
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:17,
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indeed
and if you were truly overrun at least you'd have something to throw at them
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Watermelon,
Sat 17 Jan 2004, 16:20,
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