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[challenge entry] hope this hasn't been done
Where did the Romans go to get:
wood for a sturdy crucifix
nails to penetrate the skin and bone of christ
and a heatlhy fresh thorn crown
all in the same place?


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(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Jews?!?
wasn't it the Pilate-guy and his Roman thugs?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ummm...
i am pretty sure the jews did it...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Nein, twas the Romans
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# what are you talking about?
i said romans
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Oh of course.
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Werd.
Thug life, and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# The Jews tried Jesus ans the Romans carried out the sentence
If the Jews had killed him, he would have been stoned, not crucified, which was the Romans' favorite way of getting rid of criminals.
(Fragger, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I CAN SEE JESUS'S PUBES!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:34, archived)
# i thought jesus was a jew...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# he was
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# And he was crucified for defying the laws of the Roman pagan gods.
Jupiter and suchlike.

Edit: And some other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# suchlike
wasn't he the roman god of, meh, stuff and things
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Crabs and marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)