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# Why does he always have his
hands in the same pose when behind a desk.
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Because
he has an invisible potters' wheel.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# he's waiting to catch the big sponge ball
that means he's allowed to speak next
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# "if the desk wasn't here
you'd see - this is how wide my cock is. that's what the W stands for"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Hi Mike
how's cardiff?
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# cold as fuck
yet i still sweat.

edit - bloody hell. you were born one day before me, have the same colour hair and are based in the same city. weird.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Excellent
Stick 2 fingers up at the School of European Studies on Park Place for me will you next time you go by please?
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# will do.
index finger and little finger okay? i'm rock and roll through and through.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# yeah
that's good
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)