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# Think that's good?
I shagged Monica Lewinsky's sister.
(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Oh dear!
If you ever go into politics I'll bet a stained, unwashed garmet appears out of her wardrobe.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I'll try to avoid that
Anyway, this was years ago... do the stains last that long?
(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Well
they can extract dna from burnt mammoth pliestocine hats and stuff, so probably.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# I fucked the girl out of Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)
# There weren't any
girls in Hanson!
(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# It's okay
he used the Felicity Kendal method.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# I don't know what that is
and I'm not sure that I want to know, either.

then again, perhaps it should be photoshopped?
(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# hehe
wheres that from again?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# family guy
Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.


courtesy of imdb
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)