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# Besides, you've got an arse the size of
Basingstoke. I'd never get close.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Especially
with your acorn-like penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# What, you mean
hard, shiny and popular with squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Not to mention
moth larvae and beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)