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# Dunno if this is glasscock, but what the hell....
ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040119
ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040120
ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040121
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:08, archived)
# show that weebl
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:09, archived)
# The firt link is purple...
...which probably means yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:09, archived)
# it's a cool props
but he hasn't exactly added a joke to it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:09, archived)
# Look at me!
I reply to rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:21, archived)
# erm...
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:21, archived)
# WYH
EDIT: NOT a Glasscock Detector:
www.4rthur.com/links.php

Woo to the toons!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:10, archived)
# although to be pedantic
that search doesn't index stuff that's been on the site
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:11, archived)
# Oh.
Sorry. Edited the post.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)
# at the mo this is your best bet
www.rjt.nu/glasscock/

it gives you all links posted on the board in the last week.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)
# oooh,
that's quite nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)
# I like the way
it picks up everythng that is a link.

Therefore my made up site from earlier:

www.wankinggloria.tv/

is in the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:21, archived)
# I read that was a 'made up' site,
but did I click it anyway?

Of course I did.

*smacks self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)
# Thanks!
As my obsession matures, I find myself diving into the role of "unofficial guide of B3ta protocols, processes and terminology"

They told me I would never leave, and god damn it, they were right.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:22, archived)
# my advice
is ignore them all.

I love how almost all the 'rules' of b3ta were made up by the people who use it, not by the people who made it.

For instance, the word threadwaste still does not appear in the FAQ - thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)
# And the myths too....
like how so many people think that the Magic Donkey is involved with Front Page selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:33, archived)
# when in actual fact
it's a bunch of gin-soaked mods, embittered with life itself.

[edit] Is embittered a real word? Well... it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)
# use 'estranged'
A fine fine word. Underutilized sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:41, archived)
# what's with this 'z' use?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)
# US spelling.
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)
# bollocks
it's 13 white cats that sit in a huge cimema underneath the thames.

Each new post is projected in front of them.

There's complex algorythms based upon whisker movement and iris dilation and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 6:11, archived)
# That only
detects things that have been posted in the 4rthur links page.

The first one of these has definitely been posted here a few times over the last couple of days.

Not that it really matters.

EDIT: You probably want to check here somewhere :)

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:11, archived)
# well,
fucking alligators.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)
# That duplicate penis
pic was pretty cool. Do you think there's a whole vestigial twin stuck in that guy's groin?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Ewwww....
I am actually watching Tattoo the dwarf singing just now - again from that list.

He may have been a vestigal twin at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)
# Why.. do people..... have to fight?
profound stuff, still as Nik Nak he survived to the end of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:25, archived)
# right

'night you loons
(KnitWit, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)
# Good night
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)
# night night!
happy dreamings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)