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[challenge entry] you know those mr kipling adverts?
where he does things like cause a dog to drown or something?
And then someone goes, 'but he does make exceedingly good cakes'.

Well, I was going to do it with someone complaining in a war tribunal about all the horriffic things Hitler did, and then someone standing up in his defence to say 'But he does make exceedingly good cakes' and ending with a picture of hitler next to some dying people in a concentration camp, with the caption 'Mr Hitler, Exceedingly good cakes'.

But I can't be bothered.
So a description will have to suffice.

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)
# Top shoppage!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:25, archived)
# Why do I always read
Sir Sand Goblin's lines in the voice of 'Marvin' the paranoid android in my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:27, archived)
# haha!
because it's my actual voice perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:28, archived)
# There he is..
brain the size of a planet.
and no way of finding a hat that'll fit
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:35, archived)
# nice shadow work.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:25, archived)
# I was going to make a lovely woo yay animation
with lots of naked women running onto a hill, then lying down in a way that spells out the words woo and yay.

But I can't be bothered so a description will have to suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:26, archived)
# and they say that youths today
are getting lazier.
pah.
can't be bothered to argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:27, archived)
# I'm just happy
that I'm still classed as a youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)
# heh.
so long as you're younger than thebear, your still a youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:31, archived)
#
and if older?
(Cheril, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:35, archived)
# there is nobody older
than thebear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:36, archived)
# Remind me
how old he is, ish.
(Cheril, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:36, archived)
# There isn't enough room on the board
to show you with conventional numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:38, archived)
# about 85.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)
# seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:29, archived)
# Finally, I can get back to creating for this board.
I was busy the last few days making animations for my english class. The story of sir Galahad. I wish I had flash, that would have made it so much easier.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:29, archived)
# Why not just steal it
like everybody else?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)
# well actually...
I have been planning to do that, but I haven't got the details yet.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:31, archived)
# kazaa lite
what other details do you need?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:32, archived)
# brilliant...
I would have never thought of that. At least until I stopped thinking legal.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:33, archived)
# Buy with a student discount.
I bought my first round of software with students discounts 2 years ago. Saved a lot of money.
But still paid a lot more than I do these days.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)
# i plan on stealing it
from sargant, at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:32, archived)
# goto macromedia and download the trrial version
then www.keygen.us or www.cracks.am for the patch
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 7:35, archived)
# .
steal the easy-bake image and only minimal alteration needed
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)
# pah.
i'm too lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:33, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/2638381
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:35, archived)
# hmmm,
it would still take a lot of effort, to make it how i'd like it to be.
so nah, i'll just sit here, all curled up in a big blanket, and drink tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:38, archived)
# you say you're lazy
yet you have the inclination to make tea!! Pah!
here i am, eating beans (cold) from a shoe with a comb. come back when you're properly lazy, or send a letter, or just attempt to kick something in my direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:41, archived)
# I should like to make it perfectly clear
that many even lazyer people havn't posted.
That's lazy.

W00y4y! That makes me pro-active!
(furby, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 8:26, archived)
# Seamless!
or whatever it is they say with scathing wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)
# a lot of people like kipling
but I've never actually kipled myself.
(gamera, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 6:02, archived)