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[challenge entry] This has been in my wallet for years!
I never realised it'd be at all useful!


it's from the Daily Mail's straight to the point section, always a bastion of mentalist genius....Gawd bless 'em!

From the Daily Mail World challenge. See all 212 entries (closed)

(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ah the good ol' daily mail...
eh? what the fuck am i saying!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking class, you can just imagine them walking back thinking they're a chicken or a cat or something
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I can imagine them walking
back because they think Paul McKenna's a twat
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)
# ofcourse,
don't let him stand on the french side..
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:08, archived)
# It's funny
because it's true!
hhahahaha
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)
# wish i still had the other one....
....not that i used to collect them or owt you understand, but there was a letter in straight to the point once that said....and i quote...ahem...
"If God had meant for us to be vegetarians, then why are animals made of meat?"

i despair at this country sometimes!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)
# I think
you should share the glory with TE Simmons of Cannockk, Staffs if you win.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)
# that is
brilliant. it seems like its come from the Viz Top Tips section. genius.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Is it just me or...
....does the end of BOB FORD's one strike you as slightly....well....racist?

are there any good ones today?
also there's a thing called something like "one line genius" or somesort which has some of the most insane opinions you're ever likely to read in one sentence EVER!

my old dears used to get the mail....that's why i know so much, or should that be too much?.......honest!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I know that Guy I think
I swear I know that guy, as he comes from cannock the same as me. But I could be lying just to get attention.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)