Only really applies to myself
But I could definitely do with something like this:

Click pic for bigness

Edit: Before anyone asks, I'm not a whore. Sorry chaps.

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( useful_idiot, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)

hehe!
that be ace
(pinky shminky, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha!!
Great stuff!!! WOO!!!
(sbeck, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)

haha

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)

Oi Oi!
There's a lot of attractive ladies there!

If any of them are bored, I have msn...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)

I think they all be her

(Ellis, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:34, archived)

Even so!
/rubs legs in a Vic Reeves stylee
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:34, archived)

Hmmmmm
*fwap fwap fwappity fwap fwap*
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:36, archived)

*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
errr, i mean... WOO!
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)

*insert obligatory 'I would comment' here*
hehehehe i said insert
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)