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[challenge entry] Oh, to get instant adulation

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(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)
# I thought magic donkey
didn't do front pages?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Blimeh.
You've read the FAQ. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I thought its a good place to start
ESPECIALLY AS I HAD A FRONT PAGE THIS MORNING.


/cockycuntmode = off.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)
# haha!
you've had a taste now, you're hooked. poor, poor boy i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)
# It's true
The thing is I don't know if I can do anything better. I've had that pun in my head for years, and I knew I had to ani it. Now the hummus fields are barren, maybe next spring will bring fruit to the trees?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# one and only on 31st Dec 2002
And its so old it doesn't work anymore.
<Sigh>
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# wasn't saying that..
It's just that I thought I was the only one who read that bit about the donkey. Everyone still seems to thank the magic donkey for frontpages.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# I guess that's why they put it
in the faq, proof that even regulars should sometimes heed their own advice

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:16, archived)
# that software doesn't work
the decent post recognition system is awful
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)
# as long as it's got a sodding kitten filter
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah
I don't want to see pictures of people sodding kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)
# I need that
*bemoans lack of FP's*

*remembers it's because she's crap*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Have faith
I've had one, and if I can do it so can you.

*plans to release a b3ta self help promotional video*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I'm not expecting front pages
I've posted over 2500 messages...


three included pictures

That works out to 1 picture for every 833 messages
(Ellis, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)
# i've posted over 3000 and no FP yet...
over 100 pictures posted too... you can see them in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# apparently
it's not about the front pages. which i guess is true, but the place moves very quickly some times. i'm really happy with a couple of mine, but i think i've done some far better stuff that was largely ignored.

i believe it is called "Fnord's law"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)
# i've heard of this
Fnord's Law... i think it's bollocks personally, but ahh well
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:17, archived)
# it's the truth
unless you bang a hat on a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# agreed,
although I like frontpagedness because you still get comments after it's off the board.
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:34, archived)
# does it have
'spazguard©'?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 23 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)