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# Project get Chimney Sweep some good quotes to go at the bottom of my site!
My site being chimneysweep.tk

Feel free to roam, but what i really want are some quotes. Feel free to give advice. I will put pretty much any quotes on to it except 'needs more links' and stuff like that; but i am happy to put up quotes like 'worst site ever' and 'shite.'. just don't say that if everyone else have, keep it varied.

quote me happy!

ps yes, i know i could just make up what everyone says but i prefer this way
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# what country code
is tk?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Some remote Pacific atol .
that is going to sink soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# under the weight of
thousands of URLs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i thought that was .tv
for tuvalu, what is sinking but being made insanely rich cos of everyone buyin their urls
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ahh . . possibly
They will all sink in the end though :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# tokelau islands
free web addresses =D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# whats turkey then?
.tr?

edit: tj says sorry for tj'ing
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# No
A bird.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# oh for fox sake
badum-tish
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yep
www.adomains.org/tr.htm
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# "I was happy with my life until I visited chimneysweep.tk.
Now, I have lost the will to live."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# that's going on
definately
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Excellent.
Where do I claim my prize?

Feel free to leech my profile picture, if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# no!
people would never return!


jokes lads, jokes. :P
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Haha!
I make fun of your website, you mock my face!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
#
Why its Chim Chim-a-rific!
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I thought Chimneysweep.tk
was the finest website ever. Then I saw a better one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# :P
'kay, i'm gonna stop replying to all the ones i like before i get tired.

you can just check the website in one or two days to see if yours is up...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I like chimneysweep.tk so much
I bought the company
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# "better than a punch
in the cunt. but not much".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# which cunt?
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# beadle
and that's saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Interesting site, but where
are the uplaod codez?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# .
"I haven't even visited chimneysweep.tk, but I can categorically state that, without a doubt, it is the cause of all evil in the world, including - but not limited to - third world poverty, Ebola and Shania Twain."
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
#
You couldn't have said it was Celine Dion our one time to put that show boating canadiann beind bars



Woo for family guy quotes


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# semper im facaebes, solo profundum variat





/churchill
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yes, I can offer cheaprer car insurance
/Churchill*

*possibly not the same one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# same churchill
different advert

same meat
different gravy

same sock
different foot
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# what rumbling, you're hearing things maaaaggghhhhhhggt
/ railway worker, feb 2004
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# thank you
now i'll shop it
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# !
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# "What sofa"
has always served me well
or
"'tis like unto the essence of phunamicity itself"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# "not as depressing as it could of been"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Have.
Not of.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# or 've
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Don't be silly
Everyone knows you only use an apostrophe to warn someone an s is coming.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# or a t
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# 'Not of depressing as it could have been?'
Sure about the not of?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# .
That last sentence doesn't even have a subject. E - See me after class.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Cool
This is just like The Breakfast Club!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Who's
Molly Ringwald, then?
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Are you from Yorkshire,
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Arf.
Crossbeam's gone out askew on t'treadle, I tell thee. Aye.

(no, I'm not)
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Aye,
'appen.

Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# PEDANT ALERT!
*ahem*

could have
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# "quote is a verb"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Quotation would be the noun, then?
Pedants! They're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# This site kept
opening new windows and had an annoying pop-up. Some of the colours were horrid. Apart from that it was cack.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ooh
get her.




but true
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
#
Chimneysweep.tk, it's proper bo.
(King In Crimson, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# "I'm hungry.
Bring me food."
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# "contents may settle in transit"
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# needs more norks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# .
"This site is so wonderful, I kicked a nun up her growler."
(the original woodsman, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# "Stop asking me for quotes and fuck off, I'm busy counting my money" - Bill Gates
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# "Chimneysweep.tk: mneh -
'salright, I guess."
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
#
"I have two hats, both of which are really good, but chimneysweep.tk is almost as good as my hats, but not quite, in fact the Top Hat Hat is much better indeed."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Warning!
this site contains no quim to speak of.
or anything that is likely to help you get any.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# "I think therefore i find this site boring"
"As seen on suicide notes worldwide"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Chimneysweep.tk It's like winning the cheese lottery. Without the cheese.
Or a lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
#
"chimneysweep.tk — as spammed on b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
#
Chimneysweep.tk, not quite as good as Bovines top hat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# True story
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Its touching
in its own short, pointless way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Bit like it's owner then
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# You big fairy








:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)