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# How far??
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
Oh Dear

Afternoon to you to Grandma
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# how are you? good day?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Not bad
It rained on me this morning and this weird bloke is watching me, but other than that good.

How are you?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# not so bad.... i'm doing work
but no men are watching me... my stalkers may be about though
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# you have stalkers?
I just have odd men who watch me.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# yeah i have 2
and they scare me
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Alright
Lady stalkers or boy stalkers?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# they're female
they're the quiet type and i'm the loud over the top but friendly type

and they both fancied me... but it wouldn't work because i'd say something and they'd just giggle so it'd be crap for me....... so they relegated themselves to stalking me
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# get in there my son!
unless they're not the right sort..
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# they're not bad
but i'd be afraid they'd put ARACHNIDS in my bed...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# is that some hidden meaning that i am missing?
or are they really the type of people to put spiders in your bed?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# where im from ( Newcastle ) a stalker
is also slang for an erection
100% FACT
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# maybe i have two erections too
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# oh i missed my implied lying tags
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Well
I saw that man on Tarrant on tv
*shudders*

( I kinda guessed the lying bit)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# i don't have tv let along chris tarrant sitting on it
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)