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# now he just
keeps potting the white
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# the ref got wise when he started trying to snort it of the table


he got even more worried when jimmy pulled out a putting iron
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# roflol
aah jimmy; snooker would be shit without him!
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# correct
he is one of the only true characters left in the game (steve 'must be nice to be interesting' davis being the only other one). he'll be a team captain on question of sport soon *fact*
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# without a doubt
did you see how much he was sweating in the last tournament? talk about DT's! and as soon as the mid-frame interval came he was into the dressing room faster than you could blink....
still on the wagon?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# jimmy (as he's known to his friends)
has had a special waist-coat made for him. on the inside it has a complete body-sized drinks container sewn into the hem. and has the gin that it contains pumped into his body in a nicoteen patch type fashion

*100% FACT*
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# rocket ronnie's good
with comic hair, muslim tendencies, manic demeanour, history of drug use, dad in chokey on a murder charge and a porn baroness mum.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# but he don't half...
...waffle on about his 'spirituality' and 'inner self' a bit too much. best player ever though. fluid, natural gift for snooker.
but it's gone the same way as darts; no fun now they can't drink and smoke while playing...
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# or snort coke

or have whores next to them
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)