Dammit - I knew it all along!!!



No wonder I've been unable to rise up against the establishment - I'm permanently trousered!

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

Damn them!
And don't even get me started on CAMRA!

Woo!
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

and what is wrong with the
campaign for real ale people

*puts sandles over socks and strokes beard*
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

Indeed
I prefer Warm Washing Up Water with some vague reference to hoppy goodness, to all these fancy pants new 'Fighting Lagers' all the younguns drink these days.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

i'm not a member of CAMRA nor do i ever intend to be

but as a licencee who has had to look after and nurture 15 different cask ales at a time, i do appreciate a good drink with taste to it, rather than lager any day. (ooohhh that Co2 annoys me)
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

My alcoholism used to depress me
but now I get free Prozac from the government I only worry about house prices. And pee-doh-files.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)