The Department of Lame Excuses


From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha
Daft office banter always makes me laugh
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

Its funny because
it's true.

Woo!
( Stickman_ben, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

you should have put

"he claimed to be on b3ta.com for research purposes"

tis still very woo though
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

it has worked for me
!
(rigby ., Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)

Pfft!
Hey, it works for me.

(I lie. Today no research is required. I am optimising a website. A lingerie website.)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

e-mail me any
"research" you might need doing.
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)