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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Clever.
Took me a second to get that.

(Unrelated: sad git.)
(Small Beer, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Gaahh. Cyclists.
I nearly lost my life to one those arsejockies this morning. Sped right through a red light.

Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Oops!
If it was the Edgware Road that might have been me...I'll freely admit we cyclists are bastards...but less so than the White van man or the Right-wing Taxi driver carved entirely from corned beef.
(MECHALEX, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Nope.
You're excused. T'was in Battersea. If I ever see that lycra-clad scrotehugger again I'll lamp him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# "yes, mrs. muggeridge, i may have stabbed your dog in the face
...but what about that harold shipman, eh? i'm not as bad as him."
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# EEP! That's very nearly my surname!
Had me worried for my dog for a second.
Then realised I don't have a dog.
Then I realised I'm not a woman.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# oh, but you are...
...you are... mwahahaha

*hides transgendertronic beam cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# uh oh
now I've come over all confused.
Urge to nag rising...
(the funky gibbon, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# i'm as thick as fuck
and i would like very much for someone to explain me that.

while you do, i'll sit here quietly belming to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# not telling
continue belming
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# It might be something to do with
Homelands big dance event.
Out in the country.
Loads of crappy (and some good) Djs.
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)