Polluting our towns and cities since 1985


From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Vulthoom, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Every town has one of these.
It masquerades as something known as the "bowling alley".
( Neth, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

yeah
they breed at my local Warner Village
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

they've just become
'VUE' haven't they?
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

Not
noticed
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

I thought it was the SBC
Maybe it was a merge thingie...
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

I didn't notice
until someone told me.
They still look exactly the same inside and out
(Ellis, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

Yes but they cost more now
:(
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

The membership thing
It looks like a good idea, you pay ten pounds and you can see loads of films apparently.

I bet it's limited to one film a week or something shit
(Ellis, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

you get one at UGC
for a tenner a month that lets you see all the movies you want.
VUE must be tight gits.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

maybe the one near me's
a UGC one then.

On second thought, it is yes.

*Gets out ten pounds*
(Ellis, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

Oooh
Pipped to the post!
That be bonzer.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

I think I come from Chav central.
Everybody under the age of 18 is one in my town.
(but I'm scottish so they are neds)
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

Fucksocks
You git there before me :)

Deserves a WOO YAY.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)