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[challenge entry] HM Department of lies is now e-enabled


Thanks for the response to my first post.

Apologies for the lack of punnage and originality in this one.

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: Anyone know when the next B3ta bash is?
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# spoons
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# there is one may 7th in manchester


and there is a gay wedding coming up
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Curses!
Move to London, and the first B3ta bash is in Manchester!

Typical.

I'm off to jump into the Thames!
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# there may be others

this one is advertised on the 4rthur pub scheduler, i'm sure there are others on there as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Thank you
You are a true gent.
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# what!
but London has Lewisham!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Lewisham you say..?
'Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Lewisham'

/Palpatine
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# but he does hsave a disability....
nice shoppage though
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Here is a hint.
Instead of editing the screen capture of the website, consider editing the text of the website.

I.e save it, edit it and reload it.


It makes things a lot cleaner.

edit: I do like the voters who bought this lie also bought... :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Good idea
Though I did get a good clean screen capture using snagit software .... it only got 'dirty' when I converted to GIF .... maybe I should have left it as JPEG and suffered the abuse?
(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# well. gif is technically a lossless format
however, you were probably using anti-aliased fonts.

try turning that off in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Use PNG
GIF is obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Thanks for that
Obvious really when i think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Excellent

But possibly true....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# it's not him
it's the dog you need to worry about :)
(dognutz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)