Federal Bureau for Presidential Speeches


From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:39, archived)

that little girl
seems fascinated with George's right hand. and yet the others seem rather disinterested.
I declare a woo.
(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:50, archived)

thats becasue the boy in the upper right
is beating his head like a fuckng drum
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:51, archived)

I think anyone would willingly bash their brains in
if they were asked to write dubya's speeches.
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:58, archived)

That is most woo
but int the compo about *making up* government departments!!!
(DrNibdy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:05, archived)

It is made up
He supposedly writes his own speeches, hence why they are so bad
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)

If you're having trouble with irony,
then I'm guessing you're American ;o)
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)

No
I just haven't woke up since January 2000
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

Then you need a handsome prince to wake you with a kiss.

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)

Maybe if the prince was actually a princess
and not of the shemale variety
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)