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[challenge entry] Federal Bureau for Presidential Speeches

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:39, archived)
# that little girl
seems fascinated with George's right hand. and yet the others seem rather disinterested.
I declare a woo.
(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:50, archived)
# thats becasue the boy in the upper right
is beating his head like a fuckng drum
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:51, archived)
# I think anyone would willingly bash their brains in
if they were asked to write dubya's speeches.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:58, archived)
# That is most woo
but int the compo about *making up* government departments!!!
(DrNibdy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:05, archived)
# It is made up
He supposedly writes his own speeches, hence why they are so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
# If you're having trouble with irony,
then I'm guessing you're American ;o)
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)
# No
I just haven't woke up since January 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Then you need a handsome prince to wake you with a kiss.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)
# Maybe if the prince was actually a princess
and not of the shemale variety
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)