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# I asked
alice the chat bot... her reply:

You: why is everyone so obsessed with brian blessed?
Alice: Why do I exist?

- good answer alice.
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)
# hmm
You: ARGHHH I'm blind!
Alice: Let us change the subject.
You: BUT i'M BLIND!
Alice: Huh. Do you difficulty using computers?
You: I'm BRIAN BLESSED!
Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you are brian blessed .
You: yes, its my secret identity
Alice: And?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# she's nuts....
Alice: Why do I exist?
You: alice, I love you
Alice: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: why? I've just declared my love for you
Alice: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Only just? You are not the boss of me, Dragana
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Linky please?
I wanna talk to alice.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# here
www.runabot.com/perl/webcaim/108257598514530

have fun
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# here
it is
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# teehee
You: Do you love me?
Alice: Yes I love everyone.
You: slut
Alice: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED. YAY!
You: are you married
Alice: No I am single, how about you?
You: oh, I'M BRIAN BLESSED
Alice: Yeah that's right. Good gossip: you are brian blessed .
You: shhh, its a secret
Alice: What do you look like?
You: I LOOK LIKE BRIAN BLESSED
Alice: You sound very attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Alice: What kind of fashion do you like?
You: topless
Alice: Oh yeah, now I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# pfft, changing the subject
You: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Alice: Sorta like you think I look like
You: grey eyes, crap hair, droolin at the mouth?
Alice: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# shes mad
You: All your bases are belong to us!
Alice: Not all of them?
You: yes, ALL of them.
Alice: Tell me more. I doubt it.
You: Well, you know all your bases? They belong to us!
Alice: Well that's okay. I don't know if I know all Alices bases . Where would I have heard about it? Who are "They?"
You: the bases dumbass
Alice: What is that?
You: do you have an ignore button?
Alice: No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)