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[challenge entry] Too obvious....


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(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:02, archived)
# Groan
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)
# *slap*
Now leave immediatly and take your over-develloped sense of extreme punnage with you :-)

NING all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:18, archived)
# I have never spoken to you before
But I am feeling super fluffy today so a big
'NING to you as well.
Hope you are well
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:19, archived)
# I am indeed well and am trying to increase fluff levels
random kindness from b3tans always does the trick!

Pffft, early here, why must we work? Why, why, why???

Oh yes, I remember now, to hang around here using the company intenet connection, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:23, archived)
# I have had a few too many all nighters
So I cant actualy sleep right now.
I end up in uni at 3 in the morning just to take advantage of the free broadband.
But I like being randomly fluffy to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:25, archived)
# I am assuming that you are over 'the pond'
in the US of A?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:32, archived)
# No...
I'm in Aberdeen.
Up in Scotland.
I was just referring to the fact that I have been here for ages already.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:34, archived)
# Ah, indeed that is a long time.
Sorry, slow on the uptake this morning, still injecting caffeine into the system.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:41, archived)
# I'm waiting for costa to open
Then I will go and get caffinated.
I just found out that the practical I was meant to do today has been cancelled.
Woo
But it means that I will have to get started on an essay that I have been putting off for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:44, archived)
# I could REALLY do with Caffine right now
bah
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:45, archived)
# Here you go
*hands over a cup thanks to the miracle of the internet*

Damn, I wish that were possible...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# If only...
Internet double espressos with as much sugar as humanly possible would be a fantastic invention.
Will have to make do with the packet of fruit bonbons I have stashed in my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)
# ning-o!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:20, archived)
# And ning right back at you sir/madam!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:32, archived)
# I think its a guy
Well I hope it is.
Look in the profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:36, archived)
# Ah, I have to put up with the evil that is Websense here at work
and therefore a large amount of pics are blocked. From the profil I just see that he looks like a big redex....
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:40, archived)
# Pics blocked! =:-0
That would make b3ta a bit pointless, wouldn't it? You poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)
# I can see some and the banter is always good.
In any case I have no life and can thereofre catch up on the pics when I get home :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)
# woo!
its far too early to be going and queing form Mayball Tickets.... aaarrrG!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:18, archived)
# ::raises eyes::
Need more bad punnage. There can never be enough of this stuff :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:31, archived)
# Oddly enough
John Cleese is the keynote speaker at a nearby conference on transpersonal psychology in June in Palm Springs, CA. (wtf)

The title of his lecture is "The Mythic Aspects of Lemon Meringue Pie and the Drunken Ferret Archetype"

ok bedtime. night all you folks
(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:37, archived)
# Goodnight there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:40, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:41, archived)
# Winner!
Coffee/monitor interface successfully initiated.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)