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# Why does mascara cost so much?
It's nearly bancrupting meeeeeee!
I need the money to buy cideeeeeer,
then maybe tramps will be my frieeeeeeends!
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 3:52, archived)
# hehehe
that's quite funny
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 3:54, archived)
# Should I buy new purple stripey tights?
No I'll stick to the studded dog collar!
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# My bangles are weighing my arms dooooooown,
so I can't flick my hair around for maximum efffeeeeect!
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# Something about 'sad shallow sheep' is definitely needed
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:03, archived)
# sometimes I look so beautifully miserable
it makes me smile and be happy and ruiiiiinnnns everything
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:05, archived)
# now excuse me while I sit in my darkened bedroooom
and worry about whether I am the Messiah
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:10, archived)
# But with my black lightbulb innnnnn,
I'm even less likely to understand Ulyseeeeees...
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:11, archived)
# and it's becoming increasingly difficuuuult
to pretend I've read any more than the first fiiive paaaages

... and the same goes for Finnegan's Waaaaake
In the meantime, i'll just carry on reading The Worst Wiii-itch.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:15, archived)
# Remind me to e-mail this to doghorse.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:20, archived)
# e-mail this to doghorse
(will that do?)
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:23, archived)