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# ...


not my idea tho...
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# she was kidnapped
by a group of lunatic rug munchers and held indefinitely for their collective sexual pleasure.

?coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# she's gone back on solids then
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# We used to a know a guy nicknamed "the Lesbian Corrector"
...although the second part of his nickname went..."with the king prawn cock."

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Is that..
.. a cock teh size of a king prawn or a cock the size of a king prawns cock?
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Don't know.
Perhaps it was shaped like yon majestic crustacean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# nice..
.. would be handy for holding pencils when yuo aint drawing then...
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# True...
...if its little prawny legs worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Would also..
.. be good for tickling the ladies fancy..... I said FANCY!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Yes...
...but then there's the risk of accidentally depositing roe.

And the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# well if one of you smells like fish
no reason why the other shouldnt smell of crustacean, dont you think?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Very communal...
...comrade. Collectivised poisson-isation. The party applauds your efforts.

Now off to the gulags with you.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Sounds like
John Grishams next book.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# so you've ripped off a
not very funny joke?

OK!
(the original woodsman, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# i think the first one was better
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)